Thanks for coming over. Come on in! Yikes, you're soaked. It's really coming down, huh? Yeah, this storm looks like a bad one. But you don't have to worry about when you've got my nice cozy apartment to stay in. Lucky you!

Hm? Oh, yeah, I guess you haven't seen this place since you helped me move in. Actually having decorations makes a difference, huh?

Hey, what's *that* supposed to mean? Are you trying to imply I wouldn't keep my apartment anything less than perfectly clean?

Oh, shut up. It's not like you were a paragon of cleanliness when we were growing up either. And I'll have you know that I've become quite a bit more mature since I started living on my own. Yeah, that's right. I'm practically a domestic fucking goddess now.

Thank you to Orpheeus_the_Traveler for the script